tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4911404932390462876.comments2014-05-20T20:54:01.591-07:00Eff and Other WordsCarrie Adamshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04768456806738253129noreply@blogger.comBlogger89125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4911404932390462876.post-20906171988038045642014-05-20T20:54:01.591-07:002014-05-20T20:54:01.591-07:00Nice blog. Your email link is broken apparently. H...Nice blog. Your email link is broken apparently. Hmmm<br /><br />I'll just post it instead...<br /><br />This blog is fantastic (effintastic even.) It's fun to read and I bet it's fun to right (highlight that lol.) I kept walking to and from my computer debating whether I should say anything for fear would feel the author would be empowered by it. That is not my intent This might be something I should avoid, but I'm not going to. I am not seeking anyone or anything. It's not required to be intelligent to avoid naivety, as I have experienced.I could comment that I am something I am not. I could even put a photo on the internet of someone I am not. I use one space after my periods, not two. I have also read the dictionary and thesaurus from front to back. Maybe I don't get out much...or maybe I do. I like Black Sabbath and beer and I always have, my IQ is probably almost as high as the author of this blog and I struggle these days to find people who can spell, use grammar, punctuation and do simple arithmetic.I am not single. I am not looking. I am not better than anyone. People are smarter and more skilled in ways<br />that I'm not and vice-verse. The perfect relationship has the perfect balance. After the selfishness is replaced with complete empathy and selflessness, which is not easy to uphold. Few things inspire me to write something like this. It's very honest and forward enough to make the messages clear. Not everyone has that gift, but everyone is gifted in their way.This is what I would like to offer as a sincere compliment and respect for what you (yep I said it) say on your blog. It is very insightful and very inciteful both. I hope to continue this hereafter. <br /><br />Thank you again and sincerely,Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11393470486682139123noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4911404932390462876.post-47492883143755350112012-05-16T22:30:55.177-07:002012-05-16T22:30:55.177-07:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4911404932390462876.post-43677616662696429522012-03-20T05:18:38.029-07:002012-03-20T05:18:38.029-07:00Why thank you. Feel free to share it with those y...Why thank you. Feel free to share it with those you love.Carrie Adamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04768456806738253129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4911404932390462876.post-15590523296486582362012-03-19T14:38:50.707-07:002012-03-19T14:38:50.707-07:00That has too be the best quote of the year!!! &quo...That has too be the best quote of the year!!! "I eat meat and of all kinds. I also eat their babies"spartansyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01566393400438961878noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4911404932390462876.post-13149307291939241162012-03-19T13:32:47.023-07:002012-03-19T13:32:47.023-07:00mmm...bacon & ketchup.mmm...bacon & ketchup.Ameliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15198382913300135678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4911404932390462876.post-84377735835540442812012-03-09T07:11:21.878-08:002012-03-09T07:11:21.878-08:00My wife often snorts when she laughs, and laughs d...My wife often snorts when she laughs, and laughs during sex, and thus snorts during sex. It's great. Depending on the intensity, I love the emo (but we're older so for us its the Smiths). The ish, methinks, is whether you like the kind of guy that would like you back. If you're chasing the kind of dude who watches football and drives a humvee, he's probably looking for a Barbie doll who's too busy doing other things with her mouth to have any sort of conversation.A. F.https://www.blogger.com/profile/04111249951742372160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4911404932390462876.post-81529159567814520502012-03-02T10:05:56.512-08:002012-03-02T10:05:56.512-08:00I know I am late to this party, just reading this ...I know I am late to this party, just reading this now, but great blog post :)A.https://www.blogger.com/profile/06585524509840163390noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4911404932390462876.post-3974143303267267772012-02-24T05:43:42.680-08:002012-02-24T05:43:42.680-08:00A wonderful post, Carrie. Truly. I enjoyed it ve...A wonderful post, Carrie. Truly. I enjoyed it very muchJason Jaksetichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08966215862413051854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4911404932390462876.post-80095783992344882032012-02-11T10:40:35.185-08:002012-02-11T10:40:35.185-08:00Cartoon voices have dominated me today. Completel...Cartoon voices have dominated me today. Completely.Carrie Adamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04768456806738253129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4911404932390462876.post-31046536891872002682012-02-11T07:34:06.025-08:002012-02-11T07:34:06.025-08:00I thank you, from the bottom of my strange little ...I thank you, from the bottom of my strange little heart, for granting me the opportunity to lay in bed on a lazy Saturday morning, with eyes closed and various celebrity voices bouncing around my brain....Willem Dafoe, Samuel L. Jackson, Marsellus Wallace <----I seem to have gone on a bit of a Pulp Fiction roll...and then I made the obvious shift and launched into the Muppets with Kermit and Fozzie....<br />Wocka Wockasquirrel_e_girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09423530609601487092noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4911404932390462876.post-90665357258078735852012-02-10T05:07:14.628-08:002012-02-10T05:07:14.628-08:00Does such a perfect man exist? The dreamer in me ...Does such a perfect man exist? The dreamer in me would like to think so.Carrie Adamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04768456806738253129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4911404932390462876.post-64252060916292406892012-02-10T04:29:11.625-08:002012-02-10T04:29:11.625-08:00You just need to find a man that doesn't own a...You just need to find a man that doesn't own a phone, poops in front of you, snorts while f'ing you(it is a passionate snort not a laughing snort)who enjoys emu music (I didn't know animals could play music)and gets hot and bothered when you whisper "come here my little pussy wussy.....Lalaith Means Laughterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13816910352613593155noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4911404932390462876.post-34721829706499229782012-02-09T14:17:32.815-08:002012-02-09T14:17:32.815-08:00It makes you awesome.It makes you awesome.Carrie Adamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04768456806738253129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4911404932390462876.post-3448407198475333852012-02-09T14:15:05.517-08:002012-02-09T14:15:05.517-08:00So hot, though I might prefer a Fiskars. Does this...So hot, though I might prefer a Fiskars. Does this make me weird that an axe turns me on? More than flowers or chocolate?Ameliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15198382913300135678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4911404932390462876.post-23497383512803961002012-02-09T13:24:39.821-08:002012-02-09T13:24:39.821-08:00Thanks to YOU. Happy Valentine's Day BTW, I go...Thanks to YOU. Happy Valentine's Day BTW, I got you a battle ax. That's romantic, right?Carrie Adamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04768456806738253129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4911404932390462876.post-20967048386231949482012-02-09T13:20:48.554-08:002012-02-09T13:20:48.554-08:00Um, I'm SO glad that you are talking to the 10...Um, I'm SO glad that you are talking to the 100 red flags boys! Love it!Ameliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15198382913300135678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4911404932390462876.post-48676619188788605312012-01-26T11:18:37.303-08:002012-01-26T11:18:37.303-08:00I neglected to mention attorneys that carry 40# ru...I neglected to mention attorneys that carry 40# rucks up 32 flights of stairs every day in heels. You've achieved hero status in my eyes.Carrie Adamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04768456806738253129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4911404932390462876.post-16694056846136385152012-01-26T10:58:22.936-08:002012-01-26T10:58:22.936-08:00ditto x1millionditto x1millionAmeliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15198382913300135678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4911404932390462876.post-18400824448440353592012-01-23T13:56:39.508-08:002012-01-23T13:56:39.508-08:00amazing!amazing!Ameliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15198382913300135678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4911404932390462876.post-66535761700574230262012-01-20T15:44:21.429-08:002012-01-20T15:44:21.429-08:00There is no way one our text conversations would n...There is no way one our text conversations would not have found it's way here.Carrie Adamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04768456806738253129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4911404932390462876.post-72788357879267390252012-01-20T15:42:16.426-08:002012-01-20T15:42:16.426-08:00Crap I just saw that I made it on here (sorta). Aw...Crap I just saw that I made it on here (sorta). Awesome.Ameliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15198382913300135678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4911404932390462876.post-13233812776942783812012-01-17T16:51:56.314-08:002012-01-17T16:51:56.314-08:00Get that girl some stick on mustaches :)Get that girl some stick on mustaches :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4911404932390462876.post-2670369074721611252012-01-17T01:49:19.989-08:002012-01-17T01:49:19.989-08:00. . . . what Amelia said X 1,000,000,000 . . . WTF.... . . . what Amelia said X 1,000,000,000 . . . WTF, a "date" to a party where he was being announced as partner?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!? That should have alerted you it would be a fail for the following reasons: (1) the party would be filled with douchebag lawyers, (2) total lack of separation of personal life from douchebag professional life, (3) what better way to advertise that you are an arrogant douchebag by taking someone on a first date to a "hey, I'm the king of the world/horray for me" party, and (4) lawyers are douchebags.Mike Phttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08474241877234048623noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4911404932390462876.post-27337285148351713012012-01-15T10:21:57.385-08:002012-01-15T10:21:57.385-08:00Me: I'm so tried today at work even though I d...Me: I'm so tried today at work even though I didn't do anthony last night as planned...<br />Friend: bro who the eff is anthony? arent you married?<br />Me: EFF auto-correct ANYTHING* not anthony.JayBehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18410677836264106596noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4911404932390462876.post-61502835799266559672012-01-14T13:03:38.729-08:002012-01-14T13:03:38.729-08:00Random txt! I'm horny send me a pic. Of your s...Random txt! I'm horny send me a pic. Of your sexy feet! Yep...aparantly my feet get men off more than any other part of my bod.. lolTaniahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11778047386605156973noreply@blogger.com