Showing posts with label Tuesdays suck balls. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tuesdays suck balls. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Why Tuesday (Well, THIS One) Already Sucks Balls

This morning arrived like a bitch slap to the face.  A house is being built next door and unlike the one lazy ass person I know in construction (I am talking about a certain ex boyfriend here) the ones next door apparently like to get an early start with their constructioning... I know that's not a word but I have no idea what they were doing and what the tools are called - I just know it was loud and barely 6 AM when it started.

Given the new found balls I've discovered, I marched outside in my tanktop (sans bra - and it's not hot, I don't really have boobs anymore) and disheveled ponytail - all my hair skewed far left, sleep still in my eyes.  I think I scared the shit out of the first guy (who I believe was using a table saw) with my arrival, which I can only imagine he believed was the onset of a zombie apocalypse.