Like any normal person, I immediately put down the work I was doing and began the quiz. It’s just that important to know these kinds of things. I hike a great deal and knowing the survival percentage for such an experience seemed quite important for me to know. I’m providing this information to you as a public service announcement. In advance, You’re welcome.
1. Suppose a large forest-dwelling creature (ie: bigfoot) sat on your face, how long do you think you could hold your breath?
A. A long time, maybe 3 minutes or more. I often get sat on by cows, large people, farm equipment, etc.
B. My lungs are pretty strong, maybe 1-2 minutes?
C. Not long, I'm a smoker or I have no experience being suffocated by large, hairy beasts