*Warning: This post does contain some language and references to me nearly peeing my pants with laughter. The language part is sort of to be expected, but the peeing is gross.*
My friend Katy McCabe is a wise Marine and on my Dream Team of advisors. She is forever inspiring me with her one-liners. They will be housed in a book one day… I’d like to have it start here. (That way I get some of the proceeds).
But for real, she’s awesome. (The next few sentences are shameless plugs for her.) Katy has a blog - http://katymccabe.blogspot.com/ She is a sponsored athlete and just launched her own website – www.katymccabe.com. McCabe is a Glamazon and all-around amazing chick, she’s running some races with me this year and she is forever making me laugh so hard I do very frequently feel as though I may actually pee my pants. Ask her about peeing your pants. There’s a good story there. That’s real and I just used the word "pee" four times in one paragraph.
Here are a few Classic Katya-isms:
In reference to a recent photo shoot she stated, "One glass of Pinot Noir and I was topless."
Advice for when the going gets tough, “When shit gets hard, take off your pants and put on a skirt."
Relationship advice, “Do what feels great to you. Talk shit to men, get naked with others. Do you.”
When I told her I was going out this weekend (a rarity) her instruction was, “Sit on a man’s face tonight.”
I’m pretty sure that she’s one the smartest women I’ve ever known, and NO I won’t tell you if followed her instruction. We aren’t at that stage of our blogger/reader relationship yet.